I join Joe Duclos and (amidst mucho snippage)
 
> I will offer some unsolicited advice .
> 1. I do love my girls but Daddy gets tired easily these days.

so true, I'm pretty close to Joe in age, but my two are 15 and 13.
> 
> 2. the first day that collective PMS appears in your home.

cyanide is not worth it.  Too painful.  I just put the tent up in the
back yard.  Also, you will _very quickly_ learn a. to put the seat down
and b. how to pull and reset the porcelain facility when Barbie and her
friends decide to try the Jacuzzi.
> 
> 3. If you don't have one, buy a lathe. This will give you the availability
> of making baseball bats to park by the door on 1st dates. 
> (oldtools content)

Personally, I prefer an axe handle.  Another possiblility is to ask the
young man to have a chat in the back yard.  This is especially effective
while cleaning the barrel of one's .62 caliber flintlock smoothbore.

Steve Noe, in Indianapolis