Thanks Joe.

On 20 Nov 97 at 14:57, Joe Duclos wrote:

> Congratulations to you & your wife. As the 50 yr old father of 3
> daughters(7,4,1.5) I will offer some unsolicited advice .
> 
> 1. If you decide to have more than one, you might as well have 10. Beyond

I can't argue here since I don't have any experience.

> 2. If you have all girls, buy yourself an ice pick or a cyanide pill to use
> the first day that collective PMS appears in your home. Oh my God, I'm a
> dead man.

Yep, especially if SWMBO and SWMBOettes read this :)

> 3. If you don't have one, buy a lathe. This will give you the availability
> of making baseball bats to park by the door on 1st dates. If you turn your

Naw, I don't need no steeenkin baseball bats. Here's what I have in 
mind:

1 - Porch, kind of like the one we're all sittin' on
1 - Rocking Chair, kind of like the ones we're sittin' on
1 - Bottle of Jack Daniels, kind of like the one I need right about 
now :)

and last but not least:

1 - Shot gun :)

That's my recipe for unworthy suitors.
-- 
Bryan Carbonnell
bcarb@a...
Unfortunately common sense ISN'T so common!!